"Well I don't know Derek, I think you two make a...
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
I keep randomly saying, "Gettin' real tired of...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: like I cut my bagel unevenly and just went,
me: ugly people exist to make pretty people stand out
me: so that's my contribution to society
me: you're welcome
me: i'm gonna go to bed
me: sits down at computer
How to Know When a Woman is Mad
these ladies are my idols
devoidd: i feel like shit.
secretly-insecure: framing-resbian: getthepaddywagon: dieforyous: if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything i’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person GUYS THIS IS HAPPENING OMG reblogging again because my sister and I are def going to do this. DO THIS